A quantum internet is no longer just theory after scientists successfully teleported the polarisation state of a photon between two completely different quantum dots located in separate buildings

The Onion buys conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’

Satirical news outlet purchases media platform run by Alex Jones at a court-ordered auction

"What is clear is that we will need to adapt to the new normal: that the majority of online content will be machine generated, sometimes for fun, and sometimes warped to an agenda"